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I put my fish in time out because he kept trying to eat my other fish.  I hope that little fucker learned his lesson

coolestbloginamerica:

I put my fish in time out because he kept trying to eat my other fish.
I hope that little fucker learned his lesson

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— 1 month ago with 106673 notes

Fuck you, alcohol. ]: Time for me to be a recluse for the next day or so.

— 2 months ago